They're back and they're not happy

I knew it was a big mistake to mention the word backburner in this post.

Only two of them are back. The two who may well turn out to be the bane of my life. That’s certainly the impression I got today when I sat down in the backburner chair and my thoughts turned towards the blog.

The Challenge Plan was in full cry today. If these Plans have beds, then the Challenge Plan got out of the proverbial wrong side today. The situation wasn’t helped by that little creep Team Plan hanging around throwing in unasked for suggestions, some of them downright rude. In fact the whole performance was something I ‘d prefer not to repeat.

The Challenge Plan was divided about to where to direct most of his wrath; at me for being so slack about setting up the required Challenge Plan or at the Team Plan for his constant inane interruptions. In a moment of towering rage Team plan was shoved into the background and was told in no uncertain fashion to shut up and keep out of things. This worked in a fashion, but not all that successfully; for the remainder of the time the Team Plan stood muttering in the background like a backing singer taking up a constant repetitive refrain.

Up to that point the discussion was a litany of totally unprintable words and as a result there will be no dialogue in this post today for fear your screen may melt down as you read. We did however come to an arrangement about the Challenge, mainly because the thought uppermost in my mind was peace at any price and more realistically because I do need to have some idea about how to tackle the serious business of actually eating Australian food in an organised manner and on an organised basis.

As you see here the format has already been suggested, I will now go away and work away at this idea. According to the Challenge Plan I have until the middle of February to get this organised or I will be hearing more.

Hearing more in today’s atmosphere is something I want to avoid at all costs.